2/11/10 - Ember Isolte

I really should have gotten into WoW. I loved the original Warcraft games, 1 and 2. I think Blizzard people are genius. I love the humor of the original games where you keep clicking on units and they go from standard to "Stop touching me. My tummy fills funny." and "When I'm done here, I'm coming after you!" I guess having watched my brother-in-law play though, it is much like City of Heroes where you want to get a travel power as fast as you can or else the game takes waaaaaaaaaaaaay too long to get from one place to another and who loves to simulate long road trips in a car with the kids jumping up and down yelling "Are we there yet" and throwing bacon bits at you while your wife is sitting next to you turning the map light on in the middle of the night so you can't see the road anymore and run over tiny woodland creatures in a video game?
But getting back on track, Ember Isolte covers Ryan Myers' version of a parody of Beyonce's "Single Ladies". The original gets too much play and those outfits that Beyonce is wearing aren't flattering at all. But anyways, Ryan Myers parodied the song with "Ninja Raiders", posted his video on youtube and Ember Isolte saw it and asked if she could cover his parody. What a good idea. Not that Ryan's version was bad, but Ember Isolte has a great voice that makes you want to roll need on it.
Here's Ember Isolte with "Ninja Raiders":

Lyrics
All the ninja raiders. (All the ninja raiders) x3
All the ninja raiders... Now put your hands up

I'm up in a PUG.
You're flying on a rug.
I'm doin; my hunter thing.
You're rockin mad heals.
I got mad skills.
I'm bustin' out my serpent sting.
We're burnin' through mobs.
Some cloth gloves drop,
but you're not payin' attention.
Everyone rolls greed,
but I roll need.
And now you're all mad at me.

But if you like it then you shoulda rolled need on it.
If you like it then you shoulda rolled need on it.
Don't be mad cuz it's not like I peed on it.
If you like it then you shoulda rolled need on it.

QQQ QQQQQ QQQQ..

If you like it then you shoulda rolled need on it.
If you like it then you shoulda rolled need on it.
You're only cryin' right now cuz a hunter got it.
If you liked it then you shoulda rolled need on it.

I'm in 10-man OS.
I'm toppin DPS.
Killin' some trash with my pet.
They drop a nice staff.
I need it and laugh.
Everyone gets all upset.
I need no permission, did I mention,
Everything's a hunter weapon.
I yell, "Good luck with Sarth!"
And then I just hearth.
And I really wonder if they'll miss me.

If you like it then you shoulda rolled need on it.
If you like it then you shoulda rolled need on it.
Yes, I see that it's got plus heals on it.
But If you like it then you shoulda rolled need on it.

QQQ QQQQQ QQQQ..

If you liked it then you shoulda rolled need on it.
If you liked it then you shoulda rolled need on it.
I don't care that you claim that your priest won it.
But If you liked it then you shoulda rolled need on it.

QQQ QQQQQ QQQQ..

Don't tell me that you don't secretly
Want to be just like me
And need every BOE
That you see
And find a guild that'll take you
Into raids to
Upgrade you
And gear you
For Ulduar and beyond.
And get all the loot you want.
And then when no one's on
You can go grab all the gold, /gquit and you're gone.

All the ninja raiders. (All the ninja raiders) x3
All the ninja raiders... Now put your hands up

QQQ QQQQQ QQQQ..

If you liked it then you shoulda rolled need on it.
If you liked it then you shoulda rolled need on it.
Don't be mad when you see I put berserker on it.
Cuz If you liked it then you shoulda rolled need on it.

If you liked it then you shoulda rolled need on it.
If you liked it then you shoulda rolled need on it.
It's not my fault that you clicked greed on it.
Cuz If you liked it then you shoulda rolled need on it.