2/9/10 - Medemia

Well, it has been an exciting time in my house. My son needs glasses, I'm seeing the doctor to see if I have apnea, and most seriously, my wife is passing some kidney stones. Not funny. At all.

To bring a little levity into the situation, which my wife always enjoys, I created this, errr... shortened, parody of Bob Dylan's "Rainy Day Women 12 & 35" called, "Painful Day Woman 3 & 23". I have been experimenting with my sound more so I hope you can hear it and understand it. Lyrics are below.

I hope to see you tomorrow.

Lyrics
Well, they'll hurt you when you're trying to be so good
They'll hurt you like calcium deposits would
They'll hurt you when you're sitting on your throne
They'll hurt you when your on your doctor's phone
But remember as they pass them all alone
Everybody must pass stones

Well, they'll hurt you when you're lying on your bed
They'll hurt you so you want to bang your head
They'll hurt you so you should eat more fish
They'll hurt you and you'll have to strain your piss
But if you have a Dr. Pepper Jones
Everybody must pass

OUCH! YEOW! Umph, umph, ump! Yeow!

(Are you recording that song? I told you not to record that song! Kidney stones are not funny! Now go get me a vicodin! Now! Jerk.)

Umph.