12/21/09 - Howard Scott Pearlman

Howard Scott Pearlman is a 57 year old retiree from New Jersey who apparently is a song writer and not the performer. This song is called, "The Santa Clause Rock" and is sung by Brock Goodwin with music by Robert Thomson.

First thing: since the Disney movie, I have noticed a lot of people spelling Santa's name as "Clause." Let's make this clear: 'Clause' is a stipulation in a contract. 'Claus' is Santa's name. No E. NO E! NO E! (Can't make the third one bigger.) I did copy the lyrics exactly though.

Secondly, I would love to see someone try this dance. It sounds violent. If you do this dance, please post it on youtube and send me a link.

Lyrics
I learned this song at the old North Pole
Taught to me by this merry old soul
It has a beat that really hops
It's called the Santa Clause Rock

It really was such a site to see
2000 elves dancing around a tree
I never saw so many kicking feet
As They Danced the Santa Clause Rock

Then the most shocking thing I know
9 Prancing Reindeer stole the show
And in that room it started to snow
As They Danced the Santa Clause Rock

Then Mrs Claus she stepped in
This is how she stays so fit and trim
With twirling moves and sudden stops
She danced the Santa Clause Rock

Oh pretty girl won't you dance with me
All around the lighted Chistmas Tree
As we make some history
As we Dance the Santa Clause Rock

Take a quick step to the left
Twirl around and catch your breath
Push your partner to and fro
As you dance the Santa Clause
You dance the Santa Clause Rock
Rock Rock

Take a quick step to the right
Spin your partner with all your might
Then you make a sudden stop
This is the Santa Clause Rock

Tilt your head back and
Ho Ho Ho
As the music soon will stop
Yet you did make History
Cause you learned the Santa Clause Rock