12/28/09 - The Great Luke Ski

Ok, I called Luke Ski a loser yesterday on twitter since Spaff.com and Robert Lund beat Luke Ski on the Dr. D Funny 25, but Luke has had quite the year. I've enjoyed all of the stuff that he has come out with this year but this song was extremely timely and quick on the news.

My #4 song of the year is "Marvel Poppins" by the Great Luke Ski with vocals by Carrie Dahlby.



Speaking of these two, make sure you check out their podcast, Luke & Carrie's Bad Rapport at http://www.badrapport.com.

Lyrics
Marvel Poppins
A parody of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from the Disney film Mary Poppins
About the Disney company buying the Marvel comic book franchise for $4 billion.
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski
© 2009 Luke Sienkowski All rights reserved


Yes, super heroes owned by Marvel now are owned by Disney.
All the freakin' fanboys are all throwing such a tizzy.
Spider-Man left Mary Jane for Ms. Maguire, Lizzie.
Super heroes owned by Marvel now are owned by Disney.

THWIP battle battle battle BAMF battle SNIKT!
THWIP battle battle battle BAMF battle SNIKT!
THWIP battle battle battle BAMF battle SNIKT!
THWIP battle battle battle BAMF battle SNIKT!

Because of the recession Marvel comics was a wreck.
Then one day Mickey came along and wrote us a big check.
And now the mutants aren't the tourists roaming Disneyland,
And Iron Man's in rehab, and he's dressed as Peter Pan.

Oh, super heroes owned by Marvel now are Disney's bulk sales.
Punisher and Pinocchio are gonna go and hunt whales.
Uncle Scrooge and Bruce Banner will do a show called "Hulk Tales"
Super heroes owned by Marvel now are Disney's bulk sales.

Bruce Banner Banner Banner SMASH HULK SMASH!
Bruce Banner Banner Banner SMASH HULK SMASH!
Bruce Banner Banner Banner SMASH HULK SMASH!
Bruce Banner Banner Banner SMASH HULK SMASH!

Fantasic Four is staying at Seven Dwarves' residents.
Captain America hangs at The Hall Of Presidents.
Jessica as Electra, Roger Rabbit says, "Whoo-hoooooo!"
And Belle the beauty got confused 'cause now her Beast is blue!

Oh, super heroes owned by Marvel, Disney has acquired us.
We must go along with it or else the mouse will fire us.
X-Men are the Jonas Brothers, Storm is Miley Cyrus.
Super heroes owned by Marvel, Disney has acquired us.

[spoken:]
MICKEY MOUSE! Howard: Howard the Duck!
MICKEY MOUSE! Howard: Howard the Duck!

Carrie Poppins: You know I was going to suggest doing a crossover with "The Secret Of NIMH", but that's going a bit to far, don't you think?
Burt Ski: Indubitably.

[singing:]
Ghost Rider's in the Haunted Mansion, hangin' with Stan Lee, ("Excelsior!")
And you'll be Finding Namor out at EPCOT in the Seas.
And if they use it carefully, it could be enterprising.

[spoken:]
Burt Ski: For example?
Carrie Poppins: Ah, yes?
Burt Ski: "With great power comes great merchandising!"
[SFX: Wolverine claws 'SNIKT!']
Burt Ski: Oh, just look at my cute little talking Wolverine Stitch doll!
Wolverine Stitch: You got a problem, bub? Meega nala kwishta! Hee hee hee hee hee!

[singing:]
'Caaaaaaause, super heroes owned by Marvel now are owned by Disney.
All the freakin' fanboys are all throwing such a tizzy.
If it gets too crappy, you can always switch to D.C.!
Super heroes owned by Marvel now are owned by Disney!

[spoken:]
Goofy: Gorsh, it's clobberin' time! A-huh-hyuck!
[SFX: clumsy crash, explosion!]
Goofy: Waaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooeeee!!!....