3/11/10 - Incompetencia

None of this is my fault. I had nothing to do with this. It was all the fault of the invisible ninjas who had taken over my brain and made me recommend this song by Incompetencia, then go out and kick the neighbor's dog while picking clean his orange tree. Don't look at me. Stupid invisible ninjas! They're gonna get me in trouble for stealing my neighbor's internet while my connection is down!

Enjoy:


Lyrics
Step out the front door
Ready to take on the day
Fall on the sidewalk
Brush off the dust and get ready for work
Drive and get in an accident
It’s a brand-new day
With a set of brand-new things
You will forget to do
Find yourself stuck in the same routine
Stuck in the same routine,
stuck in the same routine
It’s so confusing as you look around
At all the possibilities this day had
And you had to choose the one that was the worst, yeah
You spot the perfect excuse for the day
And every day before it
You should have thought of it before
But now that you have it it’s

Invisible ninjas From outer space
Look at them all over the place
Except you can’t see them
Run away, run away, run away

You know that they’re all out to get you
So make the best of a bad situation
Do whatever you want the entire day,
the Invisible ninjas will pay all the bills
Step out the front door
Kill your neighbor’s cat
It’s as simple as that
It isn’t your fault
The invisible ninjas made your brain malfunction
Was that cat really attacked by…

Invisible ninjas From outer space
Look at them all over the place
Except you can’t see them
Run away, run away, run away

Hold the president hostage and ask for rare metals
Like platinum, silver, or gold
They’re for the invisible ninjas’ spaceships (yeah right)
Step out the front door
Sell bling to the college kids
For the highest bid 22 million dollars
Pay the invisible ninjas to go away
Now that you’re free what will you do
Maybe move to a desert island in the south Pacific
Host your own TV show
Or any number of things you could do
Hire mercenaries to kill Paris Hilton, Zac Efron, Kevin Federline Mark Sanford, Osama bin Laden, and Michael Jack- oh wait
It’s so confusing as you look around
At the thousands of possibilities this day had
And you had to choose the one that was the best
And it’s all because of the invisible ninjas
Step out the front door
Get ambushed by Secret Service
Fifty guns pointed at you
You throw up your hands
You ask what they want today
Seems they have nothing to say
You slowly back up
Turn as if to go inside
Since you have nothing to hide
The invisible ninjas took everything
So all you have is everything
The last thing you see
Is somebody blocking the door
You don’t know what he’s there for
Before you black out
You see the ninjas over there and you wonder

Invisible ninjas From outer space
Look at them all over the place
Except you can’t see them