3/22/10 - Medemia

Today is International Talk Like... William Shatner... Day! Today... March 22... 2010... is the second annual... ITLWSD! Started in 2009 by... separately by Doug VanHorn... of Ohio and ... comedian... Maurice LaMarche. There was... a dispute... between the two of them who... came up with the idea... first... but realized that ... great minds do think... alike and decided to ... work together to create... a facebook fan page and... deem William Shatner's... birthday "International... Talk Like... William Shatner Day."
My period button is starting to malfunction. Sorry about... that. To celebrate "International Talk Like William Shatner Day" I submit my song about William Shatner being everywhere on TV and the movies, "Bill Shatner", A parody of "Shattered (Turn the Car Around)." This was the first song I did my own music for -- through Cakewalk Music Studio's fret bar and a looped drum beat. And it is still one of my favorite.
So, here's "Bill Shatner" by me. Enjoy :)

Happy 79th birthday William Shatner!

lyrics
I get home, had a long day
Need a time to veg
Another time, another show
Another channel now
And you're always on my screen

The Practice, on tonight
Rescue 9-1-1
Star Trek on in High-Def?
There's no more I need
But you're always on my screen

But shows suck without ya
Yeah, no good without you
James Tiberius Kirk

How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
From his first time to Priceline, he's much fatter
I always turn the t.v. on
From Wrath of Khan and beyond he's the actor
That should retire but he won't -- he's Bill Shatner
I always turn my t.v. on

I had no idea that your films
Would last all night long
Rent them all, seen them all
Even Incubus
And Osmosis Jones

But flicks stink without ya
Yeah, no good without you
Den -- ny -- Crane

How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
On the Match Game, star of fame, critics scatter
I always turn the t.v. on
Final Frontier I do fear he's the actor
That shouldn't write or direct -- he's Bill Shatner
I always turn my t.v. on

How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
Like a possum, a blossomed, over actor
I always turn the t.v. on
The cameos, legend grows, Muppets Tonight
From Space Cadets, Iron Chef, it's my delight
I always turn the t.v. on

How many shows can I watch with Bill Shatner?
Never enough, he's so tough, fav'rite actor
I always turn my t.v. on
TV Game Shows, he did host, Show the money
With dancing girls, killer cards, not too funny
I always turn the t.v. on

How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
Like a possum, a blossomed, over actor
I always turn the t.v. on