11/10/09 - Tracy Lundgren

Tracy Lundgren is a mother of teenagers in Perth, Australia.  I loved Perth when I visited it some 16 years ago.  But I digress.  Tracy describes herself like this:
"I am a 39 year old wife and mum to 4 kids living in Perth, Western Australia.
The other day I found some hair screwed up in a ball, obviously pulled out of a hairbrush, on top of the fridge.... "Is anyone saving this for any particular reason?" I inquired.  I cannot find a single hairbrush in the house....but somebody is thoughtful enough to put in the "safest place in the house" (the top of the fridge) the hair that was attached to it.  My life is like that."

Usually, Tracy does pop and country, but she does an Eminem parody here, and it is very catchy.  Here is Tracy's parody of Eminem's song, "Cleaning Out My Closet" called... "Cleaning Out My Closet."

LYRICS
Where's the floor?
I can't find the floor in my teenagers room
There ya go
Yeah...yo yo.

Have you ever been told by either one of your olds
that your rooms a disgrace, it's a place
A breeding ground for the common cold

Full of bacteria, oh the hysteria
The mouldy bowls under my bed growing lysteria
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, so I been told

(CH)
I said I'm sorry Mama
I never meant to irk you
by living in a pigsty
So tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.

"Just look at this pigsty!"
Like I ain't seen it before
My mama says with a tear in her eye
Well I'm so damn tired of fighting the same war

Well, it's my mess, I ain't ashamed of it
Whatever happened to my individual right to express
and I got some garbage inside my head, I gotta confess

(CH)
I said I'm sorry Mama
I never meant to irk you
by living in a pigsty
So tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.

I got some skeletons in my closet
Some unidentified bones
I think that one was my pet mouse "Mr Holmes"
So long little fella, ya left one hellava mark
....on my heart

I could come top of the class in microbiology
Might be growin a cure here for HIV
I could be hailed as a hero, instead of a slob!
Yeah mama...I'll get on with the job.

(CH)
I said I'm sorry Mama
I never meant to irk you
by living in a pigsty
So tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.

Goodbye Mr Homes,
And the dust bunny catacombs
So long to the Roach family
You've been such good company
I'm gonna miss ya's,
yeah you're my sista's.
My partners in crime.

Goodbye stinky socks
I'm gonna miss ya odour lots
things just won't be the same
But mama says things are gonna change
Co's cleanliness is next to Godliness
Lets say a prayer now

Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be this mess
Forgive me for my sins
Co's cleanliness is next to
Godliness.

I said I'm sorry Mama
I never meant to irk you
By living in this pigsty
So tonight ,
I'm cleaning out my closet. 

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Tracy Lundgren can be found on her Soundclick profile at http://www.soundclick.com/tracylundgren and on her website http://www.desertrosemusic.com.