11/9/09 - Jeff Reuben

Today's was real easy.  Jeff Reuben just released his newest to Soundclick.  Jeff Reuben - the Song Parody Guru as he calls himself - is a favorite, showing up numerous times on the Dementia Top 20 and is part of the AmIRight parody network.  This parody is quite smurfy.

Jeff has done a parody of Fergie's song Furgalicious, now called "Smurfalicious."  Of course, like most parodies, I have never heard the original song.  Jeff, though, takes whatever the original was and makes it his own.  There are tons of hooks in this song that are going to make you laugh like Jokey Smurf after exploding 100 smurfs at once.  I especially enjoyed the Boise line and the extra Smurf names scattered throughout the song.

So, without further adieu, Smurfalcious:

LYRICS
La la la la la la

Deep in the woods, beyond the hills
Live blue little elves, who we watch for thrills!

Smurfalicious definition
To be blue and dandy
I'm building Clockwork
And I fixed the dock Smurf cause I'm Handy

Sometimes Slouchy, sometimes Grouchy
"I hate couches!", "I hate ouchies!"
Drive you crazy, when I'm Lazy
Helping Vanity pick daisies

Smurfalicious
(So fictitious)
And sometimes I'm mischievous
But don't you be suspicious
Cause I won't get malicious

Never vicious
(Laaaaa...)
Friends with Pewit and Johan
And I'll be Baker for dessert
For some flan, or bon bons
(La la la la la la)

Smurfalicious
(I feel blue)
Smurfalicious
(I'm living in a mushroom)
Smurfalicious
(Gargamel wants to seal our doom)
I'm Smurfalicious
(Sm-sm-sm-sm-Smurfy, Smurfy)

Smurfalicious Jeff
Smurfalicious Jeff
Smurfalicious Jeff

People think I'm Greedy stealin
Pies from Baker's back ledge
The chicks all call me Jokey
There's a surprise in my package
(BOOM!)

I'm the S to the M, U, R, the F, the Y
And all the forest creatures know why I'm so fly

I'm Smurfalicious
(So exquisite)
Go right because I'm lefty
I be up in the gym
Lift weights because I'm Hefty

When he clinches
(Ooh wee)
In height I'm just three inches
And you would have to be a dork
To watch crocks like the Snorks
(La la la la la la)

Smurfalicious
(Sing La La)
Smurfalicious
(Harmony's trumpet rock, rocks)
Smurfalicious
(I've got Smurfette here on my jock)
I'm Smurfalicious
Hold hold hold hold hold up, check me out

Baby, I won't stop ya
Honey, come to Papa!
Wine me with Smurfberries
And I might share cherry

I'll do something zany
Make the day get rainy
And you all will blame me
Just because I'm Brainy!

R, to the A, to the G-I-N-G, there's Raging Smurf
D, to the R, to the U-N-K-Y, Drunky Smurf and
B, to the O, to the O-T-Y, there's Booty Smurf
To the A, to the S, to the, to the, to the
Hit it Smurfette!

Everytime I turn around only guys are found
Always tryin to get in my gown, reachin for my
Smurf!
I want to get hot and steamy with a Smurf that's hot and Dreamy
Sneak in a shroom while they're workin on the dam

Thought I had it with Sporty till I found out he cheated
Had affairs with Hogatha screwed me good then retreated
Chased by Gargamel, and his mangy red cat Asrael

Cause they think I'm delicious
(So delicious)
But they are too ambitious
And if you're superstitious
Fairy Smurf grants three wishes

She's capricious
(Laaaa...)
DJ Smurf loves to rock, rock
Playin music to the flock and
They're lined up down the block
La la la la la la

I am not officious
French Maid Smurf cleans the house
Mops the floor does the dishes
I say curses
(Ooh wee)

Network tv it's shock, shock
They might not like it, call it shlock
I'll continue to mock
(La la la la la la)

Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
I'm Smurfalicious
B-B-B-B-B-Big Mouth Hungry!

Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
I'm Smurfalicious, sm-sm-sm-sm-sm-
(La la la la)

C, to the L, to the U-M-S-Y, I'm Clumsy like
F, to the E, to the R-G-I-E, just like Fergie
A, to the D, to the H-D Smurf oh, look pretty lights!
F, to the U, to the, to the, to the, to the
(La la la la la la)

To the B, to the O, to the Y-T-O-Y Boytoy Smurf
To the Z, to the O, to the M-B-I-E Zombie Smurf
To the H, to the O, to the M-E-L-Y Homely Smurf
To the S, to the H, to the, to the, to the, to the
(La la la la la la)

H, to the O, to the B-B-I-T, Arwen Smurf
K, to the L, to the E-P-T-O, Klepto Smurf
K, to the R, to the I-S-T-I, Kristi Smurf and
B, to the I, to the, to the, to the, to the
(La la la la la la)

To the P, to the O, to the E-T hmmm...what rhymes with Smurf?
To the F, to the A, to the R-M-E-R Farmer Smurf
To the B, to the O, to the I-S-E they've got Smurf Turf
To the P, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the